June 1, 2012


I miss you a little. I liked that you let me look at the porn on your hard drive. I liked when you didn’t judge me when I told you I haven’t watched porn for pleasure in years. I have multiple draft emails addressed to you. I have written lines in them that are obscene. I miss your cock and the thought comes to me a lot. I liked our fucking. I liked our fucking when you weren’t trying to fucking date me. I’m worried that I would have had the best sex of my life at the age of twenty-two with someone I don’t sleep with any more. I’m jealous of every woman you’ve slept with. Sometimes I wish I could morph into every woman you’ve slept with but I like myself too much for that. I don’t know where I’ll find another person who will ring me during business hours and tell me they want to go down on me until I scream. I don’t know if I want that, but if I do want it I want it to come from you. I miss how you told me what to do when I sucked you off. I miss the way you sighed sweetly after you came; I don’t mean to sound cloying but it’s true. I know if I told you what I do for a living you’d understand. I hope you’re over me but I want you to still want me. I miss the way you pulled my hair and pinned me down with such certainty. I miss the way you pawed at my face like a concerned dog. I hardly tell my friends about you. I am always this close to sending you an email about how much I miss the sex we had. I am always this close to stopping by your house and not knowing what to do if you weren’t there. I sometimes hated the way you always wanted to talk about sex with me but now I miss it. I liked how you were always so vocal about the ways in which you wanted me. I liked that you let me watch you touch yourself once. I don’t know what would happen if I tried to make contact with you again or if you tried to connect. I want it to be as uncomplicated as it once was.

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sdkjbgskjdgb adventures in lilys private life

Oh now this is good. So peculiar and funny. It’s growing on me and now I want to buy the book.

ETA: ALSO omg. Stupidly good, it’s reminds of the way teenagers tend to emote with their feelings all smashed together in an overwhelming heap.

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May 31, 2012


The Tagging Game

Rule 1 - Post the Rules.

Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones.

Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and link them to your post.

Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve tagged them.

I was tagged by burtnur.

What’s your relationship with God/some other spiritual entity/the Creator like? Do you have one?
Errrm non-existent? That said, I love a lot of the philosophies that surround Hinduism and if I were religious it’s something I’d go to. My parents are are Hindu too. I used to go to temples and things with them when I was younger. I have nice memoiries associated with it.

What’s your favorite article of clothing you have and why?
I have a mens button down shirt that I love. It’s nothing special but I’ve had it for years and I wear it all the time. It fits me well and has a nice sized collar. And I like buttons.

What’s something that you wish you’d gotten into when you’d had the opportunity?
I always wanted to get into musicals! In high school I had lots of friends who horsed around in theatre a lot but I never got into it because I’d rather shoot myself instead of dance or sing in front of another person. But it looked like fun.

Who’s your favorite person in all the land?
EVERYONE. Not really, but I think one of my best/worst qualities is that I let people know when I appreciate and love them. Which is a good thing but it means there’s the risk of being hurt more. I don’t give people second chances because of it. That being said, I luv my little sister. Obviously. I live with my best friend. I love her too.

Do you have a favorite composer?
Gimme some of dat Johann Sebastian Bach. I recently downloaded some of his operas and it’s funny seeing him in my recently added playlist, right next to Roman Reloaded.

Have you ever accidentally pooped your pants in a public place? Don’t lie to me.
This made me snort. Never! I’ve certainly peed in public but it’s always been on purpose. Usually when I’ve had a bit drink and can’t be bothered wobbling to the nearest toilet.

Do you want me to send you a postcard?
Yes! Though I know we’re in different countries and it would cost a million bucks and I wanna be forever anonymous. So it’d be a pain to actually go ahead and do it.

If you had to pick one dinosaur to ride through a prehistoric jungle scene, which would it be? Do some research.
Shaochilong. It means “shark toothed dragon”, so I think that explains it.

Do you have any weird music-centric habits? (IE Clapping to the off beat,  envisioning scenes to go with songs, etc)
No. Sometimes if I’m writing (my version of writing = writing mega long notes on my iPhone when I’m on public transport) something feelings-y I imagine the song that’s on as a kind of soundtrack, no matter how inappropriate it may be.

What was (has) your high school experience (been) like (so far)?
Rather good! I feel like the main goal of high school is to emerge unscathed in whatever ways you feel are appropriate so that you can continue on to do whatever it is you like. I achieved that. I made great friends too. Lots of mucking about despite my good grades. I discovered feminism, though I don’t remember how/why. Wore a lot of eyeliner. Hated my hips. A little recreational drug use when my parents weren’t looking. Got my first boyfriend. Wanted to be white. Agonised over trivial things that my friends did because I was convinced everyone hated me. All that stuff.

Is there one keepsake which you wish to always have in your life?
This is incredibly materialistic of me, but I think I’d die if I ever lost these. The best investment I’ve ever made. They’re my favourite boots and never let me down. I wear them all the time. Last month my flatmate borrowed them without asking which made us get into our first (and hopefully last) real argument. I’m at the age where your feet aren’t supposed to grow anymore, so I hope they’ll be with me for the rest of my life.

(I have these too and they’re pretty important, but I don’t wear them as much. They make me feel like the most powerful woman in the world and help me conquer men.)

(Source: reconnaissant)

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Via burt

badcgijosh:

I have spent at least an accumulative month of my life asking myself what the hell Janelle Monáe is doing on “We Are Young”. I can’t figure it out. She’s so perfect. How did this happen, how do you add hot sauce to pasta and end up with porridge

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Via Are we special, or just weird?

God, this show is amazing. I have feelings about an animated children’s show and I do not care. It’s so beautiful. The protagonist is a WOC for Gods sake. ONE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS IS A POLAR BEAR MIXED WITH A DOG. I watched every episode of the prequel in a month and fell in love and now I’m waiting with bated breath for every new episode of TLoK. I’ve gotten my flatmate hopelessly addicted to it and my next step is world domination.
PS: still luv u parks and rec

God, this show is amazing. I have feelings about an animated children’s show and I do not care. It’s so beautiful. The protagonist is a WOC for Gods sake. ONE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS IS A POLAR BEAR MIXED WITH A DOG. I watched every episode of the prequel in a month and fell in love and now I’m waiting with bated breath for every new episode of TLoK. I’ve gotten my flatmate hopelessly addicted to it and my next step is world domination.

PS: still luv u parks and rec

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the legend of korra the last airbender parks and recreation

May 30, 2012


May 26, 2012


My love for them is growing. Their relationship is my new obsession. Alison Bries eyeballs are pretty great, but ANN PERKINS AND LESLIE KNOPE FOR LIFE.

My love for them is growing. Their relationship is my new obsession. Alison Bries eyeballs are pretty great, but ANN PERKINS AND LESLIE KNOPE FOR LIFE.

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Parks and Recreation ann perkins and leslie knope otp knerkins

May 20, 2012


think about beards.

Texts I send to people to in an effort to calm them down.

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beards think about beards. that's the whole text

May 14, 2012